It's morning. It's California. I am already wearing sunglasses, indoors and in the darkest corner of the living room. Once again bracing for the weekly task of finding employment.
Favorite Quote: "It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper." - Rod Serling
Hideously Addicted To: Popsugar, celebrity news and gossip blog. How sad is that?
Happy Accident: Yesterday I was dragged off the the Kabuki Springs Spa for some quality scrubby naked alone time. When I stepped out of the car, I practically tripped over a ladies' wallet sitting there right in the middle of the Geary street sidewalk, entirely intact. I took it to the front desk and found that belonged to the spa scheduler. As a reward, Kabuki Springs let me in for free. Rah!
Still at odds with the Stoned Madwoman of Chaillot Downstairs; have not seen or heard from her since the falling out on Saturday. When whatever does occur, it is sure to be dramatic.