these days of leiderhosen

Gnocchi . A complete and utter waste of time and materials. Could someone lend me their lovely angry Italian mama to show what in hell I am doing wrong? (-sigh.-)

Melinda June officiated the wedding of her dear friends Poor George and Coaster Punchman. If you need a funny and touching read, she has provided her transcript . If you are writing or may someday write your own vows, skip right to the Conditions/Vow section. Someday I hope to be as fine and funny a writer as Mindy, but I might as well give up now. I surrender my blue Pilot Fine Point to anyone who can work the words "cheesy grits" into a ceremony. And if you are registered to vote in California, kindly Vote No on 8 . No government has any business telling you who you may make part of your family. Thank you.

My friend and newlywed co-worker Luis sent this video to Madame Leiderhosen: Customize one for someone you love, loathe or otherwise. Available here. Have fun.