these days of leiderhosen

If the waiter asks red, white (Chardonnay, Savion Blanc) do not reply, " Yes !". If the office Politically Correct Shrew decides to visit your end of the table, rethink this opportunity to ignore her, stare off into the distance wistfully and polish off another glass of Chardonnay Merlot Blanc . Or not. If you proceed to thank all people who have not pissed you off this year in this state, they will think you have gone off the deep end. Do not get "handsy" with the gay friend as you both glad eye the marines at the next table. No food fights, even if tiramisu seems the mighty ultimate weapon. Wasting a prosciutto appetizer is heresy. Keep the interpretive dancing for the office with the doors closed.