Things to be glad you are not witnessing
You know those assholes who are lurching around there in public in everyone's way, obliviously texting/cursing while taking not so good photographs on their shiny new iPhones, posting their productions to their grandmothers/Flickr/interactive souls? Yeah? I am now that asshole, as evidenced by the series of socks self-portraits on Facebook. Honestly, what else amd I supposed to do at work when all my ducks are lined up and saluting? The Steven who is supposed to be working from home is trolling the internets and blasting old Prince albums so it's been the non-stop gogo dance party at Casa del Leiderhosen this afternoon. The Shiny New Coffee God is installed in the kitchen and - boy HOWDY - is it amazing! You must see this: Graphjam.com. Oh, it's Ben Specific Media , also from graphjam.com: see more Funny Graphs