Melinda June officiated the wedding of her dear friends Poor George and Coaster Punchman. If you need a funny and touching read, she has provided her transcript. If you are writing or may someday write your own vows, skip right to the Conditions/Vow section.
Someday I hope to be as fine and funny a writer as Mindy, but I might as well give up now. I surrender my blue Pilot Fine Point to anyone who can work the words "cheesy grits" into a ceremony.
And if you are registered to vote in California, kindly Vote No on 8. No government has any business telling you who you may make part of your family. Thank you.