Wednesday, March 01, 2006
The cold progresses
Ever wonder how many hits you'd get if you were up at 3:00 AM and searched eBay for tissue box covers? 3,390, ranging from $69.99 on down. Now you know. (I am not brave enough to confront the whole issue of the needlepoint specimens.)
Yesterday, Steven signed us up for the gym. It has a pool and seems very, very clean.
Madonna's all over this month Harper Bazaar; proof enough that if you shoot her far enough away, use every hat you can find, turn on that wind machine and leave the resulting pictures with the Photoshop guy (Hey, leave that fifth of scotch too. He's gonna need it.) maybe she'll look like a very average Kate Hudson impersonator. Or... maybe not. Bleck.