Finally the lawyers have been called in to explain shit. You just have to listen. This is how we break up, how we dissolve this. This is your way out. Proceed in an orderly fashion. I've got a weight around me dragging me down, down, down but at least I don't have the mess of you, that hypersensitivity you cultivated to make yourself feel special, which you are not. This I know and this is one of the reasons you need me not to be around. I love having new people in my life. I love variety, wonder, pleasure and discovery. The laundry, on the other hand... I'm so glad to be done with you.
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Gay friends - every women needs some.
Wasting prosciutto - or has Italian hubby calls it "proshoot" is a crime and really should be written into the US Constitution.
What about Liturgical Dancing? I think that's best left for the "Blind and Deaf" church service.
And what's so wrong about geting handsy with your gay friend with the marines near by? Seems fine to me.
If your gay friend is a man, again, they won't hit on either of you.