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Smacking in the Haid

Tagged by choice, from the lovely Melinda June who likes sheep too. And because the NyQuil Hasn't kicked in and the Steven's off to Sesshin: The Leiderhosen Smack Worthy Offenses Ultra low-rise jeans with the colored g-strings. Oh, Honey Sweetie Sugar... oh please, please don't. Deliberate bad parking. Lunchroom/Kitchen spam. In other words: pamphlets. Over-plucked eyebrows. Surprise does not mean "younger". Petulant, spoilt children. The half drunk four dollar latte abandoned next to a garbage can. What exactly is supposed to be its destiny? A great busker with an empty hat and a lousy audience. Pushing, bumping, shoving. Freaks me out. Anyone over 16 on a skateboard. This offense has cause some shouted epithets to the tune of: "HOW -in the name of bakesales- do you ever expect to get LAID?!" Yes, I know. I am going to Hell. People unwilling to dance or risk appearing foolish. Bulimics: insulting to food and those who create it. Read it all? You're